noun. The best school in America. Known for its rigorous curriculum, intelligent students, brilliant teachers and ugly females. The University of Chicago is better than all of the Ivies. Washington University in St. Louis thinks it compares with UofC but, thats just not factually correct. Usually, the smartest person you know goes to University of Chicago. Harvard is the UofC of the NE, Stanford of the West and Oxford of the European continent.
Student recently accepted into University of Chicago: Whew.
Student recently accepted into Yale: Why are you relieved shouldn't you be excited you go accepted into the University of Chicago?
Student recently accepted into University of Chicago: I'm relieved I don't have to go to Yale.
Student recently accepted into Yale: Why are you relieved shouldn't you be excited you go accepted into the University of Chicago?
Student recently accepted into University of Chicago: I'm relieved I don't have to go to Yale.
by de Facto February 28, 2010
My daughter went to University of Chicago, now she is working as stripper because she can't get into med school. she has $125,000 in student loans.
by Pissedoffdad March 15, 2011
Best school in the country that is not in New York. President Obama sent his kids to the school, and that is just one of the abnormally high status attendees who went to the school. The school is filled with rich snobs who look down at anyone who doesn't have a 4.0 GPA or is mentioned in some article in some famous newspaper about some overachievement. The kids who go there are abnormally smart but they know how to party. They study hard, but they party harder. Abnormally rich parents send their kids to UCLS when they are in Kindergarten so that they are brainwashed so early and don't know anything besides A+'s and expensive cars and penthouses. Unless your the kid of one of the teachers. Then your lucky to get in on half off the tuition. Whenever you tell anyone you go to UCLS, kids are amazed because they just hear University of Chicago.
Random public school kid, "Hey which school do you go to?"
Rich private school kid, "I go to the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools."
Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to the University of Chicago!?!? but your really young!?!"
Rich private school kid, "No dumbass. I'm 15, and even though i skipped to grades, I'm not going to go to college before i can drive."
Random public school kid, "So which district is it part of."
Rich private school kid, "No dumbass, we're not part of a district cuz we're a private school."
Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to a private school!?!? So are you really rich??"
Rich private school kid, "I live in a 2.5 million dollar condo in downtown Chicago. and my parents drive 2 new $100,000 mercedes cars, an Aston Martin, and a vintage ferrari. So what do you think.
Rich private school kid, "I go to the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools."
Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to the University of Chicago!?!? but your really young!?!"
Rich private school kid, "No dumbass. I'm 15, and even though i skipped to grades, I'm not going to go to college before i can drive."
Random public school kid, "So which district is it part of."
Rich private school kid, "No dumbass, we're not part of a district cuz we're a private school."
Random public school kid, "Whoa you go to a private school!?!? So are you really rich??"
Rich private school kid, "I live in a 2.5 million dollar condo in downtown Chicago. and my parents drive 2 new $100,000 mercedes cars, an Aston Martin, and a vintage ferrari. So what do you think.
by goldcoast48 November 6, 2010
One of the top three universities in the Chicagoland area after UC and Northwestern. Also the largest Jesuit university in the United States.
by greatbay383 August 4, 2009
Place where the administration will charge students for everything including the air they breathe. A private institution for kids whose parents have more money than time and for Northwestern rejects.
Student A: Where do you go?
Student B: Loyola University Chicago
Student A: Yea, I got rejected from Northwestern too.
Student B: Loyola University Chicago
Student A: Yea, I got rejected from Northwestern too.
by Howyadoin? August 2, 2009
UIC is an acronym: University Impossible to Complete! UIC is located at the Chicago campus of University of Illinois. (MISSION IMPOSSIBLE for science/medical/technical majors. The exception is music/art history etc majors... majors for fun and to meet the pro bono humanities requirements). If you like a huge school that is too hard, UIC is the school for you!
Example:
I went to University of Illinois at Chicago to learn. Instead I got kicked out, the mission impossible song stuck in my head, and owe half of my future life earnings.
I went to University of Illinois at Chicago to learn. Instead I got kicked out, the mission impossible song stuck in my head, and owe half of my future life earnings.
by max9823 August 8, 2011
(UIC)An amazing downtown university experience with quality education, conveniently located for internships (...and concerts/ clubs/ shopping/ restaurants etc!). Living off campus with friends is less expensive, and perfect for inviting study groups, and of course throwing parties!
Home to the largest population of apparently friendly city pigeons who have the right of way on campus. Similarly, students jay walk into traffic any time they darn well please! There's no UIC football team... Chicago is sports PARADISE! Go Bulls, Da Bears, Cubs OR Sox, Blackhawks! There might be a UIC basketball team, but students generally don't care. There is also an AMAZING workout facility, but the majority of students are too busy to utilize it.
One of the most diverse universities in the world; aka 'University of Indians and Chinese'. This is true of both students and faculty. For example, UIC's world renowned Engineering researchers/professors are there because they speak the universal language of math, NOT because of needless qualifications such as being able to speak English fluently while giving lectures!
Chicago's such a great city, and UIC's an amazingly fun university experience because it's downtown. Parties in Chicago also consist of students from many other great universities in the city, such as DePaul/Loyola!
Home to the largest population of apparently friendly city pigeons who have the right of way on campus. Similarly, students jay walk into traffic any time they darn well please! There's no UIC football team... Chicago is sports PARADISE! Go Bulls, Da Bears, Cubs OR Sox, Blackhawks! There might be a UIC basketball team, but students generally don't care. There is also an AMAZING workout facility, but the majority of students are too busy to utilize it.
One of the most diverse universities in the world; aka 'University of Indians and Chinese'. This is true of both students and faculty. For example, UIC's world renowned Engineering researchers/professors are there because they speak the universal language of math, NOT because of needless qualifications such as being able to speak English fluently while giving lectures!
Chicago's such a great city, and UIC's an amazingly fun university experience because it's downtown. Parties in Chicago also consist of students from many other great universities in the city, such as DePaul/Loyola!
Q:What sports does University of Illinois at Chicago play?
A:Primarily flippy cup, quarters and beer pong!
A:Primarily flippy cup, quarters and beer pong!
by RexHex3 November 29, 2010