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"Jen said she wasn't going to drink anymore, and there she is, drunk and passing out on the bar. Typs."

"Don't bring up the time I drove off without you again! That's so typs of you!"

"I went out for dinner with my girlfriend and got stuck with the check again. Typs."
by N Ron January 18, 2009
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"allow it" means to just leave something alone, or don't worry about it. People in West London say this quite often.
Ahmed: Wanna walk to the station?
Joseph: Nah, allow it blud, can't be arsed, I'mma get the bus.
by ak47 February 27, 2004
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TYP Originated from a rappper out of houston,TX named Yungstar he coined the Term TYP standing for Throwed Yung Player, just a all around player thats always on top of the game -=2799=- TYP
Look at TYP commin down the block rollin on 84's.
by Tony Phillips January 02, 2005
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Shortening of the word "typical" designed to decrease time spent typing in crucial in game situations of warcraft 3 or other games. Also used by the extreemly lazy.
"Your building Chimeras??? typ...", "typ typ"
by El Rio Alex April 24, 2005
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"There's Shana over there, drunk and dancing on the tables again. She said she'd take it easy on the sauce, but you know how that goes. Typs."

"We all went out to eat and I got stuck with the bill again. Typs."

"Stop trying to make the excuse that you were attacked by a clown as a kid! It's so totally typs of you! I'm tired of hearing it!"
by N Ron November 20, 2008
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Pronounced- Tie-Pee

Anybody who believes they are gifted at music, when they are in fact inept. This is often associated with being a tool, and taking all personal jokes seriously even when they aren't serious.

One who wants to play Soothsayer (Buckethead) at a school talent show, when they can't even play Smoke on the Water.

alternate: The biggest tool in the universe who fucks cats. A Jackhammer in the power tool section of home depot; cause you have to rent it, and your neighbors will hate you for it.
*Person1 does what they feel is an amazing shred solo*

Person 1 "D00d I'm so good at Guitar!"
Person 2 "Ugh... Stop being such a Ty P."
by Pepsi Cola69 January 22, 2010
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Shortened version of 'Touch your Penis'. Used as a response when you can't be bothered explaining somthing, or in the middle of a very serious conversation, just to break it up.
"Dude, I'm really not sure what to do here, can you help?"
by Brit- March 12, 2009
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