Ho-tographer 

A member of the growing group of women that mistakenly believe they are budding photographers, sending and posting random snapshots of flowers, bodies of water, and rainbows to everyone they know via social networking sites and email.

"Every time I check email, I get 50 new photos from some Ho-tographer I know."

Ho-tographer by Bearsnatch McSwizzlepenis February 20, 2009

typography 

The study of the design of letter forms, exhibited in type/font styles.

It's jargon. Deal with it.
Typography makes shit look good.

When designing an ad you should consider the typography, when considering your audience.

typography by R Hadzor April 17, 2006

No-tographer 

A person at a party (usually intoxicated) who takes a camera from someone else because they swear they are an amazing photographer but the photos all suck.

'I can't wait to see the photos Doug just took of us on Facebook tomorrow!'

'I wouldn't count on it. That douche is a notorious no-tographer'

'Fuck me.'

No-tographer by jgrizzle October 28, 2009

Faux-tographer 

n. someone who claims to be a photographer but isn't; monkey with a spiffy camera

His shots are not bad for a faux-tographer.

Faux-tographer by fauxdeville March 7, 2011

Typographical error 

When your associate is so dull, that they point out your spelling mistakes.

Ah look! I've just spotted a typographical error...

Typographical error by YouCan'tSpell4Sh!t January 31, 2018

Faux-tographer 

A fake photographer.

An amateur photographer who misrepresents themselves as a professional photographer or photojournalist simply because they bought a DSLR camera and have a Nikon strap.

I didn't know your Mom was a professional photographer. She's not, she's a faux-tographer with a flickr account and a fake media pass.

Faux-tographer by Buzzkill Wilkonson March 4, 2012

minimalist typography 

a style of typing which lacks capital letters or excessive punctuation
casual respellings of words like through as thru, you're as ure; etc
coined by gretchen mcculloch in her book "because internet"

Hey, why do you not use capital letters in your writing? It's a bit weird, in my opinion...
well u can still get what im saying, im an advocate for minimalist typography

minimalist typography by eljest September 2, 2019