A popular nickname for the 45th POTUS, an allusion to the fact that real estate profits are the true bottom line in his role as the leader of the free world.

We understood all along that the Real Estate Tycoon in Chief was elected by the disenfranchised masses because of his business experience, and “The Apprentice” of course, but it is now becoming clear that we did not understood his underlying total lack of patriotism that is frankly, anarchy.

Real Estate Tycoon in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019

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Zoo Tycooning

Aggressively playing zoo tycoon with more than two people. There must be at least one penguin or lion present at all times in your game for zoo tycooning to take place. Sometimes a jaguar can replaced for the lion, but only on tuesdays.

What are you guys doing for new years eve??

Ahh hell were Zoo Tycooning

Zoo Tycooning by Williamshakeshisspear January 1, 2011

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Tycooning

The act of spending large amounts of money on a consistent, random basis. This normally involves designer clothes, expensive watches, top-shelf bottles, jet-setting, and any activity which represents a high class lifestyle.

Cameron, what are your plans tonight?
-Probably just tycooning around town.

Tycooning by Rob London November 17, 2011

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