twoot

another word for twit, idiot, or moron

you stupid twoot!!!!!!

by The twoot masta! September 25, 2006

twoot

flatus expelled through the vagina; derived from the conjugation of the english words toot and twat

After plowing intensely for a good while I began to feel the urge to ejaculate, I quickly pulled out of the girl causing her to twoot.

by Twoot Sniffer February 19, 2010

The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.

-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!

by Manwhore923952 November 4, 2013

Twoot

A twoot is a wet “toot” that smells nasty...

My dog twoots in his sleep and it is digusting.

by Dawnridge February 9, 2019