A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!
Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.
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A term used to describe being desperate and settling for an ugly munter to have sex with.
Guy 1 - Why'd you sleep with her then, she's clapped
Guy 2 - Anything with two legs and a pulse
by Dwevle May 10, 2019
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