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two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday
"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"
two times tuesday by cody bloss October 25, 2007

Two Times A Good Time! 

Getting The Sale! For the Win! Anything positive for your benefit or for the team, regardless of whether the "time" or "event" taking place is plural or singular.
Hey Guys!!! Johnny just bagged another sale!

Benji : Two Times A Good Time!

What’s two times a parable? 

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

true times two

A statement attesting to the veracity of an assertion. Origination stems from the phrase, double true, made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in their SNL skit, Lazy Sunday.
Guy 1: You could see Lindsay Lohan's smash up coming from a mile a way.

Guy 2: True dat!

Guy 1: True times two!
true times two by Davenator June 22, 2007

your-age-minus-seven-times-two 

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.
Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.

times two 

You can times two your investment if you join my Initial Coin Offering pump and dump.
times two by anarchyseeds January 23, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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