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two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday
"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"
two times tuesday by cody bloss October 25, 2007

Two Times A Good Time! 

Getting The Sale! For the Win! Anything positive for your benefit or for the team, regardless of whether the "time" or "event" taking place is plural or singular.
Hey Guys!!! Johnny just bagged another sale!

Benji : Two Times A Good Time!

What’s two times a parable? 

What’s two times a parable?”
Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

true times two

A statement attesting to the veracity of an assertion. Origination stems from the phrase, double true, made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in their SNL skit, Lazy Sunday.
Guy 1: You could see Lindsay Lohan's smash up coming from a mile a way.

Guy 2: True dat!

Guy 1: True times two!
true times two by Davenator June 22, 2007

your-age-minus-seven-times-two 

Derived from the half-your-age-plus-seven rule. Used to define the oldest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is considered indecent. This rule is considered more accurate than the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven rule, which in some cases conflicts with the half-your-age-plus-seven rule.
Jackie and Dan were mutually attracted, but Jackie waited until she turned 21 to make a move on the 28-year-old Dan, thereby making it acceptable under the your-age-minus-seven-times-two rule.

times two 

You can times two your investment if you join my Initial Coin Offering pump and dump.
times two by anarchyseeds January 23, 2018