twister

One who disrupts with the miniscule brain activity of a chav by asking them a simple question, usually entailing basic arithmetic or anything taught outside of kindergarten. Or, indeed, their date of birth or the identity of their biological father.

"That teacher's a twister innit"

by TC Raymond May 23, 2005

twister

A slang that means someone who is a master in contortions and twists. It also denotes a person who says "what a twist!" constantly and uncontrollably.

David: Kevin how was your mother last night?
Kevin: She was good.
David: Good. I made sure she had a great time in bed.
Kevin: YOU DAMN TWISTER!!!
David: what a twist!

by Greenbananaberry October 20, 2009

twister

an L-joint of marijuana

no, do not roll a tulip, roll us a twister

by Pure mental bam April 21, 2006

twister

A tasty and satisfying bottled fruit drink
by Tropicana

Tropical Fruit Fury.

by GratuitousFlatulence January 22, 2005

twister

A white person. derrived from the slave era, where when black people were lynched, a white person would twist the rope around the victim's neck.

Did you see that twister drive by in his pickup truck with the confederate flag on it?

by --Erik K June 5, 2006

twister

a girl who loves a boy but wont have sex with him

dude 1 "That girl's got me messed up."

dude 2 "Yeah. She's got me the same way. She's a twister."

by noby2know December 16, 2009

twister

a large shit that leaves a skidmark in the newer low eco friendy toilets.

dude, don't go in there i just took a huge twister.

by vic digacomo November 24, 2005