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turd whittling

When you hold a dump so long that It turns into a petrified turd where you have to push and retract the turd slowly over and over till it puts a tip on it to help slide it out.
I should’ve crapped 8 hours ago, now I’ll be turd whittling to get it out.
by URSALT August 17, 2020
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