Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".
by renegade63x September 17, 2009
by Bill Wixby January 15, 2007
Synonym for fudge packer.
by Charlie Donovan December 01, 2011
An overly expressive free spirited gay person who takes a risk of his own safety and engages in expressing his interest verbally and by touching or grabbing the ass or groin area of individuals who are heterosexual.
As I stood beside my girlfriend a man gently grabbed my ass and quietly whispered in my ear, "She don't know how to give you a shimmer johnson, but I do", I quickly realized I was the target of a turd tampin hammer grabber.
by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024