turd fisherman

A man with a long penis. The unfortunate event of having a dick so long, that it goes for a swim when you're taking a crap

Being a circus sword swallower by profession, Elise wasn't after just any old bloke, she wanted a genuine turd fisherman.

by Jamie321 October 02, 2007

turd fisherman

One who engages in anal sex.

George, you a turd fisherman.

by Prilldonious May 30, 2007