turbo cunt

A hard derivative of a turbo shandy, half a glass of vodka, a dash of coca cola, and topped with cider.

you coming round to mine for some turbo cunts before we go out?

i'm not having any more of those turbo cunts before we go out again, i was battered!

by FlashJoe January 6, 2008

Turbo Cunt

A massive cunt who looks at Spond but decides not to respond at all to their availability.

“Sion Morris has seen Spond and not responded again, what a turbo cunt.”

by Mad Dog 9 August 27, 2025

quad-turbo cunt

a person that is too big of a cunt to be called a twin-turbo cunt

Donald trump! You fucking quad-turbo cunt

by ЛАДА May 28, 2021

Turbo mega cunt fucked

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.

'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

by Anonymous submissions December 13, 2016

turbocunt

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.

Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!

by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009

Turbocute

Something that is extremely cute to the point that a person becomes absorbed in the cuteness. Often, a small animal or baby. A combination of the words turbo and cute.

When my aunt put her baby in the orange overalls he looked turbocute.

by Robernay June 10, 2009

Turbocunt

A female who proves to be the worst kind of human, by being a homophobic dumb whore, a racist bitch that brags about her ancestors owning slaves and hypochondriac that everyone she comes in contact with with will soon hate so much they wish she would just go away forever; also known as Dawn.

Mike: "Have you heard that girl over there telling everyone about her newest medical condition? "
Cindy: "Do u mean that racist homophobe named Dawn?"
Mike: "Yeah that 's her..."
Cindy: "She is a Turbocunt."

by Miss Honest May 16, 2016