the
domesticated household missing link that proves Darwin's theory correct. Many have mistaken this urban sasquatch for the average fat balding middle aged male dwelling within its pro-creators' basement. The
Catholic Church has taken a special interest in the cover up and concealment of its existence in fear for losing its world-wide following. The average Tubtubs roam the concrete streets of American Suburbia and share a special skill to multitask such as eating and
playing video games while sitting on a sofa and even breathing all at the same time.