Paper Ts

A cool way to say “paper towels.”

I spilled Diet Coke. Hand me those paper Ts!

by Schloofy June 10, 2018

Ts Boy

School for the sexiest of Jewish boys. They hu with over 100 girls in their High School years. They reject all the nasty Jewish girls like Beis Yaakov girls and Bruriah girls. They are the absolute legends of Brooklyn

Who is that hot boy on Ave M? Oh that’s a Ts Boy.

by Ozyyy April 28, 2022

un-ts

a beatboxing sound made by dropping the adams aplle and expelling forward

Party bOY!! un-ts un-ts

by Johnathan the poignant May 29, 2005

TS;AG

Too slow; Already Googled

"Hey check this out <link>"
"TL;DR"
"wut?"
"TL;DR"
"TS;AG"
"what?"

by lolgator April 14, 2010

TS;CR

Acronym for "Too stupid; can't read". When someone spends time and energy writing an epic explanation for something, only to get a response of "TL;DR" (see "TL;DR"), you can fire back with this one.

Tax payer: "... and in conclusion, I restate that it is the utmost importance to have this bill passed through congress. Thank you."
Congress: "TL;DR. We never read these bills."
Tax payer: "...don't you mean 'TS;CR'? I mean, you are a politician after all..."

by Bunglero June 15, 2011

TS^2

Toxic shock syndrome. When a lazy female is on her period and she leaves a tampon in her vagina for 3 or more days without removal; ignoring all the warning labels. Thus causing bacterial toxins to build up until she develops the rare and serious illness making her turn into an even bigger bitch.

Ed: "Sally's being a total bitch, what's her deal?"
Tom: "She's ts squarin (ts^2)!"
Ed: "Totally"

by Mikito-san December 5, 2009

ts;cr

translate to too stupid; can't read

A way to summarize your posts, blogs, etc for people who are too stupid to read or understand it.

tl;dr: This place sucks ass.
ts;cr: Forums ain't for you, buddy.

by Vanthaman May 27, 2010