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Acronym for "Too stupid; can't read". When someone spends time and energy writing an epic explanation for something, only to get a response of "TL;DR" (see "TL;DR"), you can fire back with this one.
Tax payer: "... and in conclusion, I restate that it is the utmost importance to have this bill passed through congress. Thank you."
Congress: "TL;DR. We never read these bills."
Tax payer: "...don't you mean 'TS;CR'? I mean, you are a politician after all..."
TS;CR by Bunglero June 14, 2011
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translate to too stupid; can't read

A way to summarize your posts, blogs, etc for people who are too stupid to read or understand it.
tl;dr: This place sucks ass.
ts;cr: Forums ain't for you, buddy.
ts;cr by Vanthaman June 3, 2010

cross her ts 

To ejaculate across a woman's breasts. Can be used in conjunction with wordDot her eyes/word.
When I came, my girlfriend let me cross her T's.
cross her ts by Fifty July 21, 2003

dot the i's and cross the t's 

to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.
We have to widen our perimeter. Dot the i's and cross the t's.

Dot the eyes and cross the T's 

When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.
Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?

A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.

dot the i's and cross the t's 

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.
"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"

Dot my I's and cross my T's. 

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.
"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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