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Acronym for "Too stupid; can't read". When someone spends time and energy writing an epic explanation for something, only to get a response of "TL;DR" (see "TL;DR"), you can fire back with this one.
Tax payer: "... and in conclusion, I restate that it is the utmost importance to have this bill passed through congress. Thank you."
Congress: "TL;DR. We never read these bills."
Tax payer: "...don't you mean 'TS;CR'? I mean, you are a politician after all..."
TS;CR by Bunglero June 14, 2011
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translate to too stupid; can't read

A way to summarize your posts, blogs, etc for people who are too stupid to read or understand it.
tl;dr: This place sucks ass.
ts;cr: Forums ain't for you, buddy.
ts;cr by Vanthaman June 3, 2010

cross her ts 

To ejaculate across a woman's breasts. Can be used in conjunction with wordDot her eyes/word.
When I came, my girlfriend let me cross her T's.
cross her ts by Fifty July 21, 2003

dot the i's and cross the t's 

to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.
We have to widen our perimeter. Dot the i's and cross the t's.

Dot the eyes and cross the T's 

When having sex, the act of ejaculating in both of the female's eyes, and shooting a line across her tits.
Q: Did you dot the eyes and cross the T's like I told you?

A: Who do you think I am, Ashley? Of course I did. She loved it.

dot the i's and cross the t's 

A workplace equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"
Often used by smooth talking business semi-professionals, who repeatedly fail to meet deadlines for producing important documents or reports.
"It's imperative to ensure we dot the i's and cross the t's. This attention to detail changes slacking to stacking, in terms of paperwork output"

Dot my I's and cross my T's. 

Making sure your tax documents look sound and legal.
"Robert I am getting audited next week and I am going to have you fill out a w-2 for working here." said Uncle Sam.

"But boss I've been working here for a year and a half." replied Robert."
"I know but I need to make sure I dot my I's and cross my T's." explained Uncle Sam.
"What does that mean?." stated Robert.
"Just put you started here last week." grumbled Uncle Sam.
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murderhobo 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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