A Trumpet is a Donald Trump supporter who shares his supporting views indiscriminately to whoever happens to be around.
Hey, here comes the Trumpet Orchestra. (Trump supporter parade)

Holy, that Trumpet won't STFU.
by Anonimosit.Y May 5, 2016
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the most kick-ass instrument ever
most people tend to think that only people with big-egos play it, true YES but that's only what they see

trumpet players rule
Me: bwahahhah I play the trumpet!
Selena Gomez: and i play the flute!

Me: (whacks her with my oh-so EPIC trumpet)
by trumpet hero girl November 6, 2011
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The absolute best, coolest sounding instrument ever. It's a brass instrument with three valves. The trumpets are easy to recognize in most songs, and usually have pretty awesome parts. They usually get solos. Plus all the players look cool when they play...
"A frighteningly good trumpet section"

by Rosie m. June 6, 2006
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A neoconservative that is a die-hard Donald Trump supporter, or a "Trumpet" . They regurgitate all of Trump's beliefs and policies to such a point that you would swear that Donald Trump, himself, has stuffed his hand up their butthole like a sock puppet.
"We need Trump for President, he'd deport and ban all the Muslims, they're all out to kill us"

"Dude, you sound like a Trumpet."
by MatthewX January 28, 2016
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A diminutive clone of a ginger-wigged billionaire with a penchant for mini-golf and ensuring everything it touches bears its name.
That ol' Trumpet's building a new golf course... on Mercury, no less.
by Sweet Gargler April 9, 2011
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The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.

Also, the first five letters spell "trump"
--Whoa, what's that? It's friggin' huge!
--That's the trumpet ego.
by cardenio February 5, 2005
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The funkiest, most coolest, most jazziest, most mellowist, most brightest, most classicalist instrument ever made. Gods version of social darwinism is who he decides should play the trumpet
Person 1: You play the trumpet
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: You are my new God
by T Goyder August 23, 2005
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