The President-elect is taking a trump dump.
by pseudononymous November 17, 2016
by latinojodido July 14, 2016
An absurb statement or series of statements with no basis in fact uttered or tweeted by Donald Trump, often at 6 am during his already scheduled dumping times. A Trump dump may not be retracted until after more than 5 years of assertation without any evidence (see: Obama's birth certificate), or may just pass into nothingness after the media frenzy is complete.
by #trumpdump March 21, 2017
Person 1: Hey, did you hear what trump said about Mexicans?
Person 2: yeah, it was a total trump dump!
Person 2: yeah, it was a total trump dump!
by Emazing July 19, 2016
Fecal matter that strongly (or loosely) resembles Donald Trump, in appearance, smell, or intelligence.
by Salty Cecil September 17, 2016
by Greekgeeksam236 July 27, 2016
When you have to take a huge, messy and smelly poop, especially when that poop goes on and on or occurs in multiple stages.
"Man, those burritos I ate last night game me a lot of belly pain."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."
"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."
"Are you feeling OK today?"
Oh yeah - this morning I had a major Trump Dump, and now I'm all cleaned out."
"Oh my GOD IN HEAVEN, what is that SMELL?"
Sorry, I just took a Trump Dump."
by ChickOfFewWords November 13, 2016