When you’re with an extra large woman squirt some Heinz ketchup in her belly button, slap on some cheese and add the “self-mayo.” Then your friend get to eat the byproduct of the whole fiasco.
I was concerned that we would spend Fourth of July alone until Tesa asked if I’d have a triple cheese burger with her and her brother Ryan.
by Jermey Sanchez April 25, 2020
Get the Triple Cheese Burger mug.