Tripping Over a Testicle

The feeling one gets while watching a 3D movie

"Dude when we were watching that movie i felt like i was tripping over a testicle."

by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010

tripping over a tissue

According to the laws of physics and dynamics, it is impossible to trip on a tissue. The mass of the tissue is much less than the mass of a human and tripping on a tissue is practically impossible. Once again, tripping over a tissue is impossible.

Tripping over a tissue is impossible said Albert Einstein

by Turtlesareawesome #Turtles January 19, 2018

go trip over a knife

a way of telling someone to kill themselves

alright dude, go trip over a knife

by bitchmas.tree October 5, 2017

tripping over your string

The act of copping out, being a pussy, or just being a total cunt in general. The term refers to the tampon string that has developed out of the faggot's newly aquired pussy.

C'mon you faggot, take 15 shots of tequila right now.
But I already drank 10 beers in the last 5 minutes.
Dude, your tripping over your string Bitch

by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

Trip over your tongue

1. To stumble or stammer when trying to say something.
2. To gawk at someone to the point of being noticed by others. Here the term refers to hanging your tongue out so far as to trip over it.

You're lucky she didn't trip over your tongue
dragging halfway across the ground.

by Hazem Abdelraheem January 8, 2016

tripping over each others' dicks

Two people getting into each other's way.

During the riot, the cops were too busy tripping over each others' dicks to break up the mob.

by WLB August 23, 2007

Tripped over his own asshole

Someone that is super ignorant, super hateful and super motivated by cruelty. The have become such a large asshole that they can actually trip over it.

When he said, " We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American Culture," he literally tripped over his own asshole.

by Muscratlove April 26, 2021