Trim the Tree

To hold ones ass over a evergreen branch and take a dump so that the turd dangles from the branch like an ornament.

"This morning the dog decided to trim the tree. I had to pick his shit out of the branches."

by The Queen of Darkness December 28, 2007

trim her tree

To cut or shave a female's pussy. AKA: Trim your bush

Her boy friend thought it was nasty when she went too long with out trimming her tree. She took forever in the shower because she had to trim her tree.

by L. February 19, 2005

trimmed your trees

a beak commonly used in hockey for pulling off flashy moves

"i trimmed your trees bitch" as i dangled you

by Quinn H June 11, 2008

trim my christmas tree

trimming of the pubes in a sexual yet festive manner

Santa Baby, will you trim my Christmas tree?

by santaBBBY December 12, 2014

Trim my Christmas tree

Circumcision

Come and trim my Christmas tree circumcise my pensi

by Kshskaksiwiebshna December 23, 2022

trimmed tree

Is the meaning and nickname of a person that will help you at times, but sometimes wont stand up for you if yu are in the wrong. An over all great freind but if you at a bich you are messing with wrong person.

My best friend is a trimmed tree.

by Devildog1187 April 10, 2018