triggarette

any substance rolled into the form of a cigarette and given to the subject by a covert operative of the Central Intelligence Agency, usually at a bus stop or terminal.

Agent J: I gave her a triggarette and she thanked me as if it were a gift.
Agent K: Did she enjoy it?
Agent J: Yes, she enjoyed it very much, too much.

by nifferjenn June 1, 2017

triggarette

(portmanteau) trigger + cigarette = any substance rolled into the form of a cigarette and then given to the subject by a covert operative of the Central Intelligence Agency, usually at a bus terminal

Agent J: She took the triggarette and placed it into what looked like an evidence bag for later testing.
Agent K: She didn't smoke it?
Agent J: No, she's smarter than she looks.
Agent K: Oh, shit.

by nifferjenn June 1, 2017

twigarette

An all-natural or cigarette substitute that typically tastes like shrubs.

Man, this twigarette tastes awful! Why do they cost so much?

by acehole1 October 16, 2009