travey bear

You deliver a swift boot kick to the chest then go in with the shocker (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) then perform a barrel role throw her up in the air and finish with a pecker slap to the face

She would not stop crying after i gave her the Travey bear.

by Travbomb July 5, 2009

travel beard

When an absolute flog that never grows a beard regularly goes on a holiday and grows disgusting facial hair to let everyone know that they have been 'travelling'. He will then return to show it off for a few days/weeks before returning to regular work.

How about that flog I work with came back yesterday and wouldn't shut the fuck about his trip, he was even sporting a shocking travel beard to make matters worse.

by brazzzzer May 16, 2017