- Homeless father - dirty pimp - A guy who has a fetish for wearing diapers but cannot afford them using trash bags instead
- bum ass nigga who talks highly of them self even though life contradicts it
- Often thought of as a sexual pedophile
- Also known as Oscar the grouch
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"