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Randicapped 

Adj.

1. A state of mental deterioration brought on by lack of sexual activity. Sympyoms include: lack of attention span accompanied by obvious and shameless gawking at the opposite sex, erections lasting more than four hours, internet porn addiction, chronic masturbation, public masturbation, continuous masturbation, procrasturbation, auto-erotic asphyxiation, bestiality, chafing, bleeding, dry skin, coprophagia, dry mouth, night time emissions, etc.

2. Horny as fuck.
It wasn't just the drool slowly working its way down Rupert's chin that alerted Alejandro to the fact that his compatriot was completely randicapped. No, it was really the fact that the poor bastard had surreptitiously pulled out his erect penis in the train station and begun softly slapping it against a guard rail as he gaped at a passing female that really gave it away for Alejandro.
Randicapped by Tromboned October 29, 2009

brandicapped 

Wearing one brand shoes and another brand socks or other article of clothing
That dude with the Nike shoes and Adidas socks is brandicapped
brandicapped by Oblio59 January 7, 2018

frandicapped 

Student with a bibble babble attitude from mainland Europe, particularly from france. When outside their own country - Loud and annoying especially on the bus and when shopping for "typishe Celtic music"
Every summer Ireland is invaded by the frandicapped.
frandicapped by Pompom August 15, 2006