Spending an hour or so online or watching TV fresh out of the shower, only wearing a towel. It is a very special time.
by sunsetfunset November 11, 2007
Masturbating in a hotel room. Named derives from when a man uses the smallest hotel towel available as a ejaculatory relief catch receptacle.
by N1N July 25, 2010
The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.
Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.
by txoyster May 14, 2010
a towel, cloth or other such material usually relegated to use primarily as a repeated method for a guy to ejaculate into, or to wipe up his spack after he has cummed. Usually becomes hardened and stiff in appearance.
Ahren's cum towel became hard and round as a baseball after the repeated loads he shot into it.
After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.
After jerking off Brian reached out for his trusty cum towel.
by marathon September 12, 2006
Originating in California for an awesome, often sudden, happening, often a climax. Terminology comes from common sexting images where the subject teases with a loosely arranged drying cloth before they 'drop the towel'.
by tmanthebean August 9, 2015
In a locker room, a person wraps a towel around themselves and then attempts to get underwear on or off, or swimwear on or off, or workout shorts on or off, without anyone else seeing their genitals.
by burghprof March 7, 2011
When the bathroom is out of hand towels and you have to dry your hands with toilet paper. The toilet paper then becomes a turd towel.
With no hand towels left in the bathroom I was forced to use a turd towel to dry my hands and open the door with.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016