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tourist town 

A town with a relatively small population that seems to grow exponentially during the summer due to tourists. Usually located close to many major places of interest - to the tourists, naturally, as the locals have seen everything of interest at least 50 million times. More often than not, these tourists keep summer homes - they're too damn wussy to survive the rest of the year there.
I hate living in a tourist town - there's always a fucking traffic jam!
tourist town by Yazzy July 26, 2005
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Midwest tourist town 

Often have a mix of old buildings, old buildings with newer interior, and newer buildings with older interior selling adult (vulgar not sus) products, local foods, rip off toys, and playing 80s pop music
Midwest tourist town by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022

Home-town tourist 

A girl who doesn’t no how to say no and has sex with everybody in her home town. Touring guy after guy faster girl after guy
That photographer is a home-town tourist, that’s why there’s so much pain in her photos.
Home-town tourist by Iamthepuma January 28, 2019

Tourist in your own town 

Giving yourself a rim job
Angie loved Europe and the hot Belgian men, but she couldn't wait to get back and be a tourist in your own town
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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