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A chiefly British derogatory term, literally meaning "one who masturbates," but properly used to describe anyone who is either incompetent, supercilious, or otherwise generally unpleasant. Tosser is a British synonym to the primarily American derogatory term, jerkoff, which is also used in the same manner as wanker and tosser.
Joe Sixpack: I'm going to need you to come in for work on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and New Year's, all without overtime pay.
Jolly Roger: Don't be such a tosser. I'm going to the pub with my mates on those days!
by FoxWing Mabon-Tail December 14, 2008
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used as an insult, calling someone a tosser is calling them 'an absolute retard'
Shut up you tosser!
by 1inABillion April 05, 2015
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A polite way of calling somone a cunt, best used in mixed company or in front of your mother to avoid a clip around the ear hole.
Said Bob to Fred "You're a tosser".
Bob really thnks Fred is a cunt, but his mother was in the room.
by Dick Splash September 13, 2003
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A word used to describe somebody who is completely, utterly useless/stupid/idiotic/etc...
Lucas Leiva is a tosser.
by red_man May 29, 2014
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A fan of title of show the off-Broadway and then Broadway musical, whose run was tragically cut short.

Maybe if the "theater fans" who see Wicked every week could branch out a little, truly meaningful, creative ART would be able to survive over the fluffy jank that fills Broadway today.

RIP tos.
I am a tosser - not the British slang, atos fan.
by dannytravers81 April 22, 2009
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