A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
1. To keep his reputation
2. To hide his secret
3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY
Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
by No1AboveLo May 1, 2011
a name given to a person with the qualities of a tooth fairy wearing pink and purple tiara pink skinny jeans and a pink tutu with a wand. received recognition in 2008.
by jinx188 December 5, 2009
Little girl: I put my tooth under mah pillow last night
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??
News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$
other kid: I WOUNDER HOW MUCH I WOULD GET ITF I PUT MY LEG UNDER ??!??
News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.
by LunaLovez February 18, 2010
A bigass fairy that steals shit out of your mouth and keeps it in their house and occasionally eats them. They also love when you put it under your pillow, so they can take the pillow, put it above your face and bust a nut on it. Then leave with your tooth.
by DontGetHard December 10, 2018
A hairy, fat, transvestite, dude, possably in his mid 30's that wears a tutu, crown, and wand. He watches when your children loose their teeth, breaks into your house and goes into your kids room and proforms mandatory bartering with your unconcious children, pays them with either quarters, dollars or by teabagging them. than he "flys" away in his broken down 70's station wagon, to a crummy little apartment possably in NYC or Detroit, where he adds the new teeth to the existing pile on the living room floor, where he proforms some sort of tooth fetish ritual...possably by putting them in his mouth, rubbing his dick on them, shoving them in his ass...or other crevaces, and repetes the cycle over and over again.
Billy: *yawn* who the fuck are you?
Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?
Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?
Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas
Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.
Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score
*sex noises*
Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?
Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?
Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas
Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.
Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score
*sex noises*
by Shinusha July 22, 2009
The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
by Taylor2_2 December 2, 2006