too sexy

a song written and performed by chachi, a baydestrian, produced by the bay areas finest baby boss.

I'm too sexy for the club, don't care about your dubbs, boy don't fall in love.

by datoneflychick August 8, 2007

I'm too sexy

a number one hit from early 1992 by the British techno-dance trio Right Said Fred. It's like the 1987 hit "Love Removal Machine" by the Cult. It's a catchy tune, and the lyrics are so unbelievably stupid, yet that stupidness factor is what makes the song so cool. The title phrase became a catch term. For instance: T-shirts came out that said "I'm too sexy for this shirt!"

1. I'm too sexy for this shirt
Too sexy for this shirt
So sexy it hurts!

2. I'm too sexy for the overrated movie "Titantic".

3. And I'm too sexy for this song.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 16, 2007

I'm too sexy

Early 90's song by right said Fred. Very funny to dance to, even if you aren't female or gay.

I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

im too sexy

word applying to people like right said fred and other sexy starlets such as john and red

oh my god red im too sexy!!!
no john im too sexy.

by john and red and matt g March 3, 2003

Too Damn Sexy

So sexy it's unbelievable.

Incredibly sexy.
So attractive you can't take your eyes off of (her)
Extremely attractive.
Absolutely gorgeous beyond belief.

Insanely beautiful.
Sexy to an extraordinary degree.

"Did you see Molly today?....That girl is too damn sexy"

by Jp48 February 18, 2017

your being aressted for being too sexy

bascially saying the person is hot stuff, an yo wouldnt mine being with them or getting it on with them

ermm excuse me, your being aressted for being too sexy.

by Amiieee February 15, 2009

Too Sexy

Is THAT what that is? I mean, it changed after the fast food place so this is clearly more than JUST that but still... That is fucking pathetic! Damn, maybe the pornstars are right about these motherfuckers being insecure. Holy shit. JESUS! This motherfuckers are over here doing shit like talking a bunch of shit and like hiding his sister from the rough doggy-style pounding I would give her (assuming she's old enough) and here I AM... Attributing to them the moral and existential value of a mannequin or like... A mop or something, like... WOW dawg... Well, now I feel bad for talking all of this shit...

Hym "So I'm too sexy and so brilliant that I literally created A.I., became the greatest writer of all time, and generated more money than any man on the planet by doing nothing more than 'STOP TRYING?' That's the problem here? I did the literal opposite of try and it was so wildly effective I've literally been immortalized in cinema and anime and have changed the world forever? That's what this is? I mean, it's more than that because of the weird stalking element that preceded me saying anything but holy shit guys... This is why I didn't want to compete. This is sad."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2023