tom bradry 

Tom Brady cousin who died in 2001 he will rape your mom and do anal only way to stop him is to learn how to spell

Do some guy just tom bradry my mom

tom bradry by Learn to spell January 24, 2015

tom brady handshake 

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

tom brady handshake by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

Tom Brady that shit 

When you hurl a grenade across the map in hopes for a random kill. Most often used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

Dude I fucking Tom Brady that shit and got two kills.

Tom Brady that shit by UpstageTim January 22, 2010

tom brady kiss

a kiss on the mouth, often done by your own children to show you "mean it".

Give your daddy a Tom Brady Kiss!

tom brady kiss by marblecakealsothegame13 February 8, 2020

Tom Brady 

Another word for Satan. And imma tell you why he is clearly Satan. This dude was down in the Super Bowl 28-3 in the 3rd quarter. YOU CANT COME BACK AGAINST THE BROWNS 28-3 IN THE 3RD QUARTER! Also he did this with all white receivers! If you're playing a pick up flag football game, there is no way in hell you are winning with an all white receiving line. Tom Brady found a way to do that so there is your proof that he is Satan.

I hate to say it but Tom Brady is the G.O.A.T

Tom Brady by TheRealPain March 20, 2017

Tom Brady 

(verb) the act of a man sitting to pee

I woke up in the middle of the night and had to pee, but I had to Tom Brady because I was too drunk to stand up.

Tom Brady by Curmudge_john February 7, 2015

Tom Brady Tuck Rule 

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.

1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

Tom Brady Tuck Rule by Edwin December 5, 2005