something so cool that its like J.r.r. tolkien squared as in TO THE SECOND POWER. it all started when one of my friends was describing a thing in D&D, and i misinterpreted it. Soon ideas about a book to come sprung to my mind, thinking people would describe it tolkien squared, we prayed for such a thing and continued our pre-campaign chat
"man that book is no kidding tolkien squared!"
"what??"
by Cryonaka October 19, 2014
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Smoking weed while wearing Lord of the Rings/Hobbit Merch or while Cosplaying as a LoTR/Hobbit character.
Guy #1: "Dude, all I want to do right now is Tolkien Up."
Guy #2: "Same."
by AreYouReallyReadingThis April 16, 2016
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A really long amount of time.

From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?

Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.

Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
by EtAl. December 1, 2021
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A really long amount of time.

From: The movies based on J. R. R. Tolkien's books are like 3 hours long.
Simon: Can you explain why you think Fortnite is bad?

Jeff: No, if I had to explain everything wrong with Fortnite, it would take me a Tolkien movie.

Tina: The seminar was interesting but it took a Tolkien movie.
by EtAl. December 1, 2021
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