Crow's toes 

A thing of exceptional quality. The best. Similar to the dog's bollocks but a much more pleasant mental image.

Shuddit mofos! My hoes are the crow's toes!

Crow's toes by Olliebear February 4, 2008

Michael Bolton's toes 

Noun: A "secret", publicly acceptable word, to let your friends know that someone nearby has nipples visible through their clothing.

(usually and attractive woman, although a fat guy may be referenced for comedy effect.)

1. "Michael Bolton's toes!" used in no other context, so as to obscure it's true meaning. Do NOT say "That chick has Michael Bolton's toes."

Michael Bolton's toes by Atom G September 1, 2008

Johnathan’s toes 

The nastiest stankiest rotten most foul looking rabies having bunion looking dried ass callous no lotion using no nail having claws

Have you seen johnathans toes?
Johnathan’s toes are like so gross they’re gonna give jasmine rabies

Johnathan’s toes by Harrystylesstan July 11, 2020

Daniel's Toes

A long toed creature who resembles Steve from minecraft. He will steal your bestfriend, take them to the zoo, and feed them to gorillas. He is also a slut shamer.

Daniel's Toes, if you are reading this please stop using your instagram story as a hockey highlights account. And please send more goldfish to yours truly. If you don't then I will feed you to the gorillas.

Daniel's Toes by goldfeeshlover April 25, 2020

zoe’s toes

toes UwU baka🥺✨🤞🏻

stranger- Hey look what i found !
other stranger- Yes ?
stranger- zoe’s toes! Uwu baka🥺✨🤞🏻
other stranger- Thats so cool dude!

zoe’s toes by Uwu Baka silly girl<3 July 15, 2021

obama's toes

Obama's toes are actually not any normal toes, they are a organism and have a brain. They are so intelligent they are capable of creating Obamium, A EXTREMLY RARE material, considered as the most powerful and resistant material. Only Obama's toes are capable of making that. Also if you try to export Obamium or Obama's toes out of the US' of A', They will disappear and respawn in the ol' US' of A'. And this signification is also wrote by Obama's toes, While Obama is sleeping

Finally, after 69 years, OBAMA'S TOES ARE MINE!

obama's toes by Obama's toes December 10, 2021

the crow's toes 

If you feel the need to say something is the "bee's knees" or "the dogs bollocks", it is much cooler to say it's "the cow's toes"... or at least it will be in ten years time!

It's the crow's toes

the crow's toes by SickLittleFox January 11, 2009