Tomorrow

A mystical land in which 99% of human productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored.

I shall do it tomorrow, since most of my productivity, motivation, and achievement is stored.

by out.print("Hello World"); February 11, 2014

tomorrow

A mythical period in time which everyone knows about but has no memory of.
A lot of people say that it is the day after today and that tomorrow will be here at midnight, but if you actually wait until midnight it is today again.
Often used by people to put off work as the new required deadline will never arrive.

Dad: Son, tidy your room.
Son: Ill do it tomorrow.
Dad: Get out of my house you lazy shit!

by SteveC74 October 15, 2006

tomorrow

(noun) The day when all essays currently being written are due.

The hell? Today's Wednesday?! My paper is due tomorrow and I ain't started!

by shouldbewritingessaynow February 17, 2009

Tomorrow

The best time to do anything you had planned for today.

English report? Eh I'll do it tomorrow.

Get car inspected? Eh I'll do it tomorrow.

Cure for cancer? Eh I'll find it tomorrow.

by Shadybaby November 13, 2011

TOMORROW

an undetermined time period spanning from never to eternity, often used when talking to a girl

1.i'll call you tomorrow

2. i'll still respect you tomorrow

3. we can talk about this tomorrow

by ballzdeep April 24, 2005

TOMORROW

One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Do not do today that which you can do tomorrow.

by CLEWGE October 23, 2003

Tomorrow

The day that according to Annie, the sun’ll be out and tomorrow will always be there. Unless of course you die. Then no tomorrow for you I guess.

🎵Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya! Tomorrow! You’re always a daaaayyyyyy aaaaaawwwwaaayyyyyyyyyy!”

by T1A2C3O4 September 22, 2019