i want to screw you 

I want to screw you mean that the person that said it would fuck you really hard

Oh Baby I want to screw you!

i want to screw you by BigLongDick596 December 21, 2013

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? 

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb 

A joke making fun of how many episodes it takes to do anything in Dragon Ball Z.

You: hey how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb.
some guy: ok how many.
You:just one except it takes 20 episodes.

how many saiyens does it take to screw in a light bulb by *Cough* *Cough* June 5, 2016

BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw) 

Any bitch that you like to screw, fornicate, or make loooooove to.

Man, that girl is my BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw).

BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw) by Barbara Neville September 29, 2015

Screw your courage to the sticking place 

Lady Macbeth is telling Macbeth to grow some balls so they can go kill King Duncan.

Macbeth:
If we should fail?
Lady Macbeth:
We fail?
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we'll not fail.

Screw your courage to the sticking place by Illegalkitty January 22, 2017

screaming to a jackhammer 

Heavy metal music

I dont like heavy metal. I want them to turn off that screaming to a jackhammer crap.

screaming to a jackhammer by Jaymo773 November 18, 2018

to be screwed

To be in big trouble. Someone who tried and failed big time.

To be screwed
Eg. The cops caught me speeding today. This is my third offense so I'm screwed.

to be screwed by Heleckie November 2, 2013