Time bum

An ass that although perfectly acceptable on an 18 year old, will inevitably fall prey to gigant-ass syndrome in a few more years. The outer limit of ass acceptability, where a mere inch makes the difference between fine and flabby.

She's no keeper, you best hit that now 'cause you know that Time bum's going off any day now.

Time bum by pegcityswimmer September 30, 2010

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squeaky bum time

Squeaky bum time: The period of time, normally towards the end of a tense and pivotal football match, where nerves are high and people risk shitting themselves in expectation of the outcome.

It was squeaky bum time for Arsenal after Tiote equalised and Newcastle went looking for another

squeaky bum time by AndyCarroll_Official June 3, 2016

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squeaky bum time

the tense final stages of a league competition, especially from the point of view of the leaders, usually used in football (soccer)

With ten more games remaining in the season, its squeaky bum time for the league leaders, who cannot afford any more slip ups in their remaining games.

squeaky bum time by Ron Atkinson December 12, 2008

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squeaky bum time

Old Glaswegian saying for "On the verge of shiting yourself", commonly said in the closing stages of a football match when their is a one goal difference between teams, and the other team is going hell for leather in an attempt to score a goal.

It was squeaky bum time for Man Utd earlier, as Chelsea scored to bring the score to 2-1 with 5 minutes injury time remaining.

squeaky bum time by kolapop May 30, 2011