One who posts about past events on social media sites in order to:
1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself
1) Insinuate he or she is better than you
2) Feel better about him or herself
Time Traveler example: "In 2013 I bought a house, met the man of my dreams, got accepted to law school and moved to Denver. Here's to an even better year in 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by ajreag January 1, 2014
Waking up and falling back to sleep, seemingly rapidly, with gaps in time spanning 15 to 20 minutes each.
Matt: Ugh, I was time traveling all morning.
Charles: Did Doc Brown give you a delorean?
Matt: No, but my dreams were like a cheap horror film where you only get to see the monster for a second, over and over.
Charles: Did Doc Brown give you a delorean?
Matt: No, but my dreams were like a cheap horror film where you only get to see the monster for a second, over and over.
by Radm June 23, 2010
The verb form of time travel, meaning to move through time in a different fashion than normal. This can be forward or backward, which is most common, or it can be up, down, right or left when the user is more insane.
I will use my time traveling device to go back in time and kill my grandfather, thus creating a paradox and destroying reality!
by Tim the Time Traveler February 10, 2005
To also quote the Hitchhiker's Guide:
"One of the many problems encountered in time travel, is quite simply one of grammar"
Which as well as being hilariously funny, is also very true.
"One of the many problems encountered in time travel, is quite simply one of grammar"
Which as well as being hilariously funny, is also very true.
Due to the fact that I am currently am/was/will be in the process of time travel I was/willbe/ambeing fuck/ing/ed.
by TedV48 March 20, 2008
When one is shitting while receiving oral sex, if said person drops a turd at the exact moment of ejaculation, then said person is then instantly time warped to a random place in time while sitting on the toilet.
DUDE, I was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you'll never believe what happened!!!!! I blew my load and next thing I knew I time traveled to the 1800's on the shitter!!!
by Sir Mikey P February 5, 2011
Verb:
This is not a joke: To go back in time and bring your own weapons. You will get paid after you get back. Safety cannot be guaranteed.
This is not a joke: To go back in time and bring your own weapons. You will get paid after you get back. Safety cannot be guaranteed.
Time Travel: I have only done this once before.
by Jimbo Joe February 23, 2006
time travel is a phrase used to describe the inexplicable gaps in memory, especially while partying.
"Dude, one minute i was standing on the porch drinking Schmirnoff with a fresh pack of cigarettes and the next thing I knew, I was throwing up in the alley!"
"You must have been doing some serious time travel, bro!"
"You must have been doing some serious time travel, bro!"
by Drugs Delaney February 17, 2009