thyroidal 

A mood or condition that varies between extremes, but tends to favor the lower of the extremes. IE: Somewhere between going postal, and being in a coma.

I don't know if it's PMS, or that I'm thyroidal, but I'm just not in the mood today!

thyroidal by James Miller February 20, 2004

thyroid buster 

Verb

The action of sexual pleasure resulting in a broken thyroid

While mouth fucking a woman, the male humps so hard with such force that his scrotum hits the woman in the thyroid of her throat causing it to break and her throat to collapse. This is the THYROID BUSTER!!!

thyroid buster by !6ROB9! January 18, 2008

Thyroid 

Proof that there is no designer.

God? Look at the thyroid.

Thyroid by ZombieBite June 18, 2005

thyroid condition 

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"

I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.

thyroid condition by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018

chronic thyroidism 

When the sack of weed in your pocket so heavy you pimp walk like you’re on steroids.

That dude think he's so cool, just 'cause he got weed, walking like he got chronic thyroidism.

chronic thyroidism by alexwells5000 December 1, 2015

thyroid kink 

something that only weirdos talk about for more than a minute at a time

did you hear them talk about thyroid kinks?

yeah it went on for so long im wondering if they have one

thyroid kink by bitterbitterbitter January 29, 2022

Thyricalised 

The process of reversing a bad decision in the midst of a series of good decisions.

I tripped, but I Thyricalised it by catching myself at the last second.

Thyricalised by IDKWNL August 31, 2022