Thyroid

God? Look at the thyroid.
by ZombieBite June 18, 2005
mugGet the Thyroidmug.

thyroidal

A mood or condition that varies between extremes, but tends to favor the lower of the extremes. IE: Somewhere between going postal, and being in a coma.
I don't know if it's PMS, or that I'm thyroidal, but I'm just not in the mood today!
by James Miller February 20, 2004
mugGet the thyroidalmug.

thyroid buster

Verb

The action of sexual pleasure resulting in a broken thyroid
While mouth fucking a woman, the male humps so hard with such force that his scrotum hits the woman in the thyroid of her throat causing it to break and her throat to collapse. This is the THYROID BUSTER!!!
by !6ROB9! January 18, 2008
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thyroid condition

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"
I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.
by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018
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chronic thyroidism

When the sack of weed in your pocket so heavy you pimp walk like you’re on steroids.
That dude think he's so cool, just 'cause he got weed, walking like he got chronic thyroidism.
by alexwells5000 December 01, 2015
mugGet the chronic thyroidismmug.
What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
mugGet the The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)mug.

thyroid kink

something that only weirdos talk about for more than a minute at a time
did you hear them talk about thyroid kinks?

yeah it went on for so long im wondering if they have one
by bitterbitterbitter January 29, 2022
mugGet the thyroid kinkmug.