Thyroid
Thyroid by ZombieBite June 18, 2005
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thyroid buster
While mouth fucking a woman, the male humps so hard with such force that his scrotum hits the woman in the thyroid of her throat causing it to break and her throat to collapse. This is the THYROID BUSTER!!!
thyroid buster by !6ROB9! January 18, 2008
thyroid condition
thyroid condition by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018
thyroid kink
did you hear them talk about thyroid kinks?
yeah it went on for so long im wondering if they have one
yeah it went on for so long im wondering if they have one
thyroid kink by bitterbitterbitter January 29, 2022
Thyroid Gland
kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”
Thyroid Gland by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023
thyroidal
A mood or condition that varies between extremes, but tends to favor the lower of the extremes. IE: Somewhere between going postal, and being in a coma.
thyroidal by James Miller February 20, 2004
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