Thyroid 

Proof that there is no designer.

God? Look at the thyroid.

Thyroid by ZombieBite June 18, 2005

thyroid buster 

Verb

The action of sexual pleasure resulting in a broken thyroid

While mouth fucking a woman, the male humps so hard with such force that his scrotum hits the woman in the thyroid of her throat causing it to break and her throat to collapse. This is the THYROID BUSTER!!!

thyroid buster by !6ROB9! January 18, 2008

thyroid condition 

An overweight woman who blames her flabs on her "thyroid condition"

I was skinny before my thyroid condition made me become unhealthy, lazy, and overweight.

thyroid condition by I_luv_my_pudge February 17, 2018

thyroid kink 

something that only weirdos talk about for more than a minute at a time

did you hear them talk about thyroid kinks?

yeah it went on for so long im wondering if they have one

thyroid kink by bitterbitterbitter January 29, 2022

Thyroid Gland 

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace

kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”

Thyroid Gland by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras) 

What I calll homo-sapien who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras)

The Breath Of A Thyroid Is A Perianal Abscess: The First Juvenile Release...and we call it "calcium" (scleras) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

thyroidal 

A mood or condition that varies between extremes, but tends to favor the lower of the extremes. IE: Somewhere between going postal, and being in a coma.

I don't know if it's PMS, or that I'm thyroidal, but I'm just not in the mood today!

thyroidal by James Miller February 20, 2004