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Someone who is very oblivious to surroundings and literally anything is oblivious to anything is very lacking so is his situational awareness his lack of spatial awareness makes him kinda goated at frisbee tho like he ran and hit the frisbee but it makes him bad at driving make sure you put that hes bad at driving this is going to be a dumb definition you gotta have bad handwriting to the point where you think it is a different language, pokemon bruh, thutins are sexuaklly attracted to pokemmon, you gotta have phones the size of bricks because idk, a big massive juicy beefy flavorful all around immaculate schlong, and the stamina of a racehorse on steroids. Seperation anxiety. One piece fanatic.
THUTIN!!!!!!
GO TAKE A SHOWER THUTIN!!!!??!?!!!!?????!!
thutin by sexologist4 August 15, 2021
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Thuringian Tower 

The Thuringian Tower is a complex sex act performed by three people, two women and one man.

In it's simplest form the Thuringian Tower involves a very strong very German man standing upright with his legs shoulder width apart (important for the balance). He is holding and performing oral sex on the middle woman who is a bit less strong but still very German. While being held, she is sitting on the man's shoulders and her legs are wrapped around the neck/back area of the man. On top of her is the second woman. She must be small but can be of any nationality. She is on the shoulders of the middle woman also receiving oral sex. Simultaneous to receiving cunnilingus from the woman beneath her, the top woman is happily eating a Thuringian Bratwurst with spicy mustard.

The sex act is complete when the woman on top finishes the Bratwurst.
Dude! I went to visit my friend in Altenburg yesterday. When I arrived she was at the top of a Thuringian Tower! She couldn't finish the Bratwurst so she tossed it down to me and I ate it. The other two people involved were super annoyed with her.
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darn tutin 

hell yes....damn right
"so ur gonna scoff all that down without me?"
"darn tutin!!"
darn tutin by lil miss vixen April 21, 2005