thug muffin 

Someone from a wealthy middle class family, or live in a city suburb and wear all the latest thug fashion and think they are hard, but just look ridiculous.

Hey, look at those 2 thug muffins walking down the street, they think they're bangers!

thug muffin by T.B. 2 February 19, 2008

thug muffin 

a girl who is not a thug, but acts real hood, has a certain swag that is very down to earth and real

Yo, my sister lives in the suburbs, but she`s a real thug muffin

thug muffin by Tshay December 4, 2006

thug muffin 

A child wearing a North Face puffa jacket, carpenter jeans, and Timberlands. See also: Corn-muffin: An attractive tourist from the Midwest.

thug muffin by Anonymous March 10, 2003

thug muffin 

An ugly low class female who needs to mind her business.

Erika Bankz is a thug muffin.

thug muffin by dogfaceskank March 29, 2015

Thug Muffin 

A word that a fucking faggot uses to describe his dog. One who uses this term is often perceived as a homosexual, but may actually just be bisexual.

Fag: Come here Thug Muffin let me pet you!
Dude: You're a fucking faggot. I'm gonna kick your ass.

Thug Muffin by ThugmuffinsMurderer November 19, 2013

Thug Muffin 

Phrase used by white girls (most frequently named “Carly”) to describe themselves whilst listening to mainstream rap artists.

“I was being my little thug muffin self the other day jamming out to right round while driving through my HOA after dark.”

Thug Muffin by NotDalton September 23, 2022

thugmuffin 

a Muffin made of the blood of 12 assorted thugs mixed into the batter of bisquick pancake mix. You'll end up with 19 servings of thugmuffins

Yo he a true thug, he even cooks thugmuffins fo' breakfast. dat be his job sennn

thugmuffin by Minkus Muckwater December 15, 2004