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The number on the telephone pad that poor people don't know about. As seen on The Colbert Report Oct. 20, 2008.
Steven Colbert: My new landline. Yes, it's so fancy it has all the numbers 0-9, plus the number they don't tell poor people about... Threven.
by Pat O Berry March 02, 2009
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the secret number that poor people aren't told about, can be found on Stephen Colbert's $310,000 landline telephone
Dial #9 to get an outside number or #threven to get a direct line to Bill O'Reilly's underground spinproof bunker
by ghul October 22, 2008
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