“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”
“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
“Yeah why?”
“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”
“Oh shit my bad bro.”
by chiefhub November 2, 2021
To go after someone two years or more older for sexual or romantic advances. Commonly used with the word preorder. Any sex can used this word since it applies to all of them.
Jake went to ask his 40 year old math teacher on a date while he was in college before he could his friend told him he was post-ordering.
by SlinkSoda September 23, 2023
by Owner of a local car November 12, 2022
The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023
The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.
Often seen in situationships.
Often seen in situationships.
Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."
by EarthieMelee December 16, 2022
(n.) one who complains about things while they are occurring, but who retroactively says that everything was/is good in hindsight
Trevor, the quintessential post-optimist, couldn't refrain from telling his mother how nice Thanksgiving had been -- all this in lieu of his chronic diarrhea.
by James Hoffa Lincoln November 30, 2013