Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but in an outhouse.

Sherri gave me a Country Blumpkin at the family farm last weekend!

by littlestblue February 11, 2016

Country Blumpkin

Oral sex recived in an outhouse or portapotty.

While Harrison was receiving A COUNTRY BLUMPKIN Corey from outside the door says "hurry up in there! I want a turn!"

by Shrimp247247 October 30, 2023

Country Blumpkin

getting a blowjob while pooping, but it's in an Outhouse

Dude, last weekend at the family reunion, Karen Sue gave me a Country Blumpkin.

by Mtnman66 December 12, 2018

Vol Country

Where volunteers come together and make change happen. -RotaryWorx

Knoxville, TN is Vol Country

by RotaryWorx July 16, 2018

country dumpling

After a long night of partying someone is going to take a shit in the field

After destroying the field with the party, Joebob had to drop a country dumpling to finish off the night!!!

by Neversawitcumming December 15, 2017

country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter March 26, 2018

Country Loving

Country loving is hard and intense anal sex including ass eating.

gf: how about you give me some country loving Bubba?
bf: All right

by Dr. Cletus August 17, 2022