theo bro

It’s supposed to be a pejorative similar to “gym rat” or “gear head” where the person is considered too engrossed in the “hobby” of theology to have a healthy perspective.

Those theo bros don’t respect my feelings about Jesus because they worry too much about hermeneutics.

by jpsixsmith March 19, 2023

theo bronwasser

One badass son of a bitch. He gets all the ladies he wants with just a look. Theo means god in Greek, so he has unlimited powers.

Female A: Oh my gosh here comes Theo Bronwasser. Does my hair look okay?
Female B: Yeah yeah looks fine. Whatever you do, don't fart.

by Best of the best December 17, 2013

Theo Crowther-Brown

Big boy with a big ass dripping wet pussy, flaps included. Typically comes with a forehead the size of Johhny Sin's dick (measured). Most Theo Crowther-Brown's have a large array of mental issues and disorders.

'That guy over there is a real TCB (Theo Crowther-Brown)! What a wetwipe'
'Yeah, he sure is'

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 28, 2021

Theobromine

A chemical that is in chocolate. There's also caffeine and others.

Theobromine is a lesser version, so to speak, of caffeine. They are in the same chemical group.

by MCE626 May 18, 2016

Theobromine

The chemical name for chocolate. The chemical formula is C7H8N4O2.

Theobromine is the chemical name for chocolate

by MCE626 February 13, 2015

theobro

an individual, typically a white evangelical Christian, who is either sucking off Thomas Aquinas or licking Greg Bahnsen's boot while posting on Twitter to alleviate the pain they experience every day from their dead-end job.

Normal Person: "Dude, you think it's cool that God torture ten-year-olds for his glory?!?"

Theobro: Yes.

by Calvinist James White April 21, 2021

theobro

A subspecies of bro focused on theology. Where a gym-bro would hang up a poster of Frank Zane in their bedroom, a Theobro would hang up a poster of Thomas Aquinas. Just like all other bro-types, the theobro bets his love-life on his hobbies. He hopes to one day win over the traditional woman of his dreams with his impressive knowledge of scripture and church fathers. Unfortunately, just like all other bro-types, he only attracts others like him.

Oh no, it looks like the theobros on Twitter are out in force again because someone asked if women pastors were okay.

by SaintGoku October 26, 2022