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doing the v's 

Also called 'giving (it, them, someone) the v's.'

This is sticking up at someone or something as a gesture of defiance the index and middle finger, separated to form a 'v' shape, with the thumb and other two fingers folded in towards the body. It is usually executed with an upward thrusting movement or flick of the whole hand. Making the gesture with both hands at the same time adds emphasis and expresses stronger emotional vehemence.

It derives from the medieval wars between the English and the French. English archers were renowned for their use of the powerful and deadly longbow. If they were captured by the French their captors would cut off their index and middle finger before allowing them to be ransomed so that they would never again be able to draw the longbow against them. Hence displaying these two fingers signifies defiance as it means something like "I don't have to fear you because I have the capacity to use the longbow, therefore I can get you." Today, however, this origin is largely forgotten and it is more generally seen just as vulgar and insulting.
The yobs amused themselves by doing the v's at passing cars.

The boy was excluded from school for giving his class teacher the v's.

The row ended with Alan driving off angrily, leaving Caitlin to make her own way home. As a parting shot she did the v's at his retreating car.
doing the v's by ladyword December 12, 2013
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the five v's 

Velocity, Viscosity, Volume, View, and Violence. The five categories you can rate your pooping expierence on, each on a scale of 1-10:

Velocity: How fast was your poop? Was it super slow and hard to push out? Like you're constipated (1)? Or was it like a shotgun: one second it's in, then bang, it's out, and you go flying off the toilet (10).

Viscosity: What was the thickness like? Was it runny diarrhea (1)? Or was it a rock (10)?

Volume: How large was your poop? Was it a tiny little rabbit turd (1)? Or were you like "HOLY SHIT HOW DID THAT JUST FIT OUT OF MY ASS HOLE?!" (10)?

View: How was the view and surroundings while you were taking your poop? Were you in a stinky stall in a public restroom with a bunch of bugs (1)? Or were you in a nice, private bathroom with a pleasant scent and a magazine (10)?

Violence: You can interpret this one however you like.
The five v's are a happy, healthy way to reflect on your pooping expierence!
the five v's by CubanGroceryBag August 12, 2016

The Flying V's 

A pair of fictional crime fighting super heroes from the 1990's. Famed for their vehicle, the 'V Jet' and their catch phrase 'Go V's!'. The duo experienced an increase in fame after gaining a spot on the 'George Vaughan Show'. Clips would be shown as intervals between different parts of the show. Little has been heard of the duo after the show went bankrupt in 1999 due to a lack of funding.
Look! It's that awesome crime busting duo, the Flying V's!

UWU v.s URA: The Final Battle of WW2

some fucking animation of soviet soldiers killing anime girls and catgirls to simulate the occupation of japan during ww2, and uses the song 'red army is the strongest' and yet in collapsed in 91'. the animation was nice though
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UWU v.s URA: The Final Battle of WW2

some fucking animation of soviet soldiers killing anime girls and catgirls to simulate the occupation of japan during ww2, and uses the song 'red alert 3'. Im gonna guess the creator is an antifurry, the animation was nice though and i hope he changed in 2025.
UWU v.s URA: The Final Battle of WW2 Is on youtube 🫩

driving down the V A shoutin hurray

when i came out of churh i was driving down the V A shouting hurray

the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim 

1. A videogame nerd's wet dream because It has fucking dragons... and... people expect it to be as good as Oblivion. yeah.
2. The kind of game that will ruin people's lives by drawing them in with pretty landscapes, enticing them with streamlined gameplay, and addicting them with a massive ammount of content untill the videogame life supplants the real world life. Untill released, the trailer for Skyrim will be viewed with the same intensity as pornography.
3. See nerdgasm.
Did you see the new screenshots for the elder scrolls V: Skyrim ?

OH MY GOD YES, I'M SO EXCITED!