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The Stupendium 

i love The Stupendium's music
The Stupendium by anonymous December 21, 2020

The Stupendium 

The Stupendium is a British geek rapper. What this means is he is a British geek who raps, a geeky rapper who's British, A British rapper who's also a geek, a rapper who's also a geeky Brit, and someone who struggles to write his own Spotify biography in the third person. Welcome. Add my music to playlists. I mean HIS music. His. music. Yes. Add the music to playlists, listen to it, enjoy it, savour it, lick the droplets of moisture from its tantalising oh god can someone else write this for me please
Hey did you listen to the stupendium latest song?
No i have not

The Stupendium 

‘A compendium of the stupendously stupid!’
‘The Stupendium is a British geek rapper. What this means is they are a British geek who raps, a geeky rapper who's British, A British rapper who's also a geek, a rapper who's also a geeky Brit, and someone who struggles to write their own Spotify biography in the third person. Welcome. Add my music to playlists. I mean THEIR music. Their. music. Yes. Add the music to playlists, listen to it, enjoy it, savour it, lick the droplets of moisture from its tantalising oh god can someone else write this for me please’
The Stupendium by revivee_ November 19, 2022

the stupefied silencer  

The act of cumming in a girls ear in the hopes of making her deaf for a short period of time
Last night some bitch was giving me a blow job and i decided to give her the stupefied silencer to show her who's boss

The Stupendium 

?: Hey, who’s an amazing nerdcore artist?
S: The Stupendium, obviously!

the impossible situp 

when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face
Damn, me and jorge got albert so good with that impossible situp.