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The Power 5 

First pronounced as such by Encyclopedia Dramatica, the Power 5 is a collection of the five most overused shock sites/images/gifs used on the internet today. They are: lemonparty (old man orgy), goatse (stretched asshole), meatspin (blurry gif of buttsecks), tubgirl (girl eating shit water from her anus), and hai2u (blowjob while vomiting). Once you have seen the Power 5, it can never be unseen again. If you compare it to the Pain Series or Offended however, the Power 5 will seem like child's play.
Bob just sent me a link to the Power 5, I need brain bleach now...
...5 minutes later
OH GOD THE PAIN SERIES NO NO NO!
The Power 5 by An_Ediot November 6, 2011
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the power 5 

Originally stated on encyclopedia dramatica, the power 5 are the 5 most overused shock images, from the very deep end of the cesspool that is also known as the internet, which have spread beyond plausible human control. Once seen, they will continually haunt your dreams and burn within your retinas, until you view the ultimate dread of the Pain series, the fresh pain of which will erase this weak image and replace it with something a little worse than death by burning penis. You have been warned.
Bob: Let's give Joe a shock
Bill: Why not use one of the power 5?
Bob: Oh, Good idea.

.....5 hours later
Joe: HOLY SHIT OMGWTF WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-
the power 5 by Demaesia June 15, 2011
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026