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perp the herp 

To spread, knowingly or not, herpes to another person, thereby becoming the perpetrator as in a crime.
They couldn't have sex because he had a herpes outbreak. He didn't want to perp the herp.
perp the herp by Sastwatch January 2, 2009

The Nazi Shit Perp

When the bathroom is occupied forcing you to take a fat mike wasowski shit in the neighbors toilet without wiping or flushing and leaving EPIC shit stains in the bowl of the toilet and wiping a picture of nazi shrek on the wall and exiting the house nude screaming fire in the hole
The Nazi Shit Perp by ShReKsHiTz January 9, 2021

the perpendicular of the photosynthesis 

1. "the" right angle of the photosynthesis.
2. a satire of people who are verbose nerds or people use random scientific-sounding words without knowing what they mean.
Person 1: What's the perpendicular of the photosynthesis?

Person 2: idk

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter). 

What I call homo-sapiens whoa re addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter).

The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses. 

What I call people who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The perpetual perpetrator (a psychosomatic suspect with a distressed stutter) is a homo-sapien (human) addicted to abscesses.

keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass 

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.