The Mulva

An ornery intern whose feelings get hurt at the drop of a hat. Also, a Kentucky redneck with the empasis on "neck". Ziggy's bastard child.

The Mulva would often complain about his broke down pick up truck. "O woe is me", qoute The Mulva.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

The Mulaney Test

The Mulaney Test is the informal name of the "worse word" scenario outlined in John Mulaney's hit 2012 standup special "New in Town." Mulaney describes a situation in which he is writing for an awards show and uses the word "midget" in a script. Mulaney is confronted by network personnel and told that he "can't put the word midget on TV" because "'Midget' is as bad as the 'n-word" to which Mulaney retorts "First off: no. No, it's not! "Do you know how I know it's not," I said to him, "is because we’re saying the word 'midget,' and we’re not even saying what the 'n-word' is!"

Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.

Z: Man, the boss said some wild shit earlier.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.

by PineapplePizza117 July 4, 2022

The Full Mulvaney

When one arrogantly confesses to crimes because they believe they are above the law.

The Full Mulvaney was in full effect when Mick copped to the quid pro quo at the press conference.

by Johnny Donut November 5, 2019